a little levity

Another timeless classic from the same folks who brought you What the Bleep Do We Know? "If we have just discussed the viable science of levitation - in which that you as a heavy, three-dimensional object vibrating according to the hertz of the planet allows you to have the same stability as mass itself - if suddenly you were to change your field, then the mass that you are made up of would change as well. So it would vibrate; you would still be you but you would be vibrating at another frequency. In other words, we can see you and you are still John Doe, but you are not in the world because you are no longer obeying the laws of gravity and physics here. So you are actually levitating fifteen feet above the floor; we can see you, but you are eating the surrounding time in this time. And while you are sitting there, you are actually in the future. You are in another dimension of time that will one day be your linear future." I realize this post is pretty lame. It's just that it's been so long since I posted anything, I didn't want to forget how it worked. Admittedly, Ramtha is strictly for the stupid and gullible. If, on the other hand, you're smart and gullible, here -- as a booby-prize bonus -- is the very latest thing in esoteric NewAge++ jive artistry... Postmodern shamanism, harmonic convergence, Mayan prophecy, fractals, jungle dope, big words... trust me, this one's got it all. Just published (May, 2006) in time for some great beach reading before your next scheduled out-of-body experience or the end of the world, whichever comes first.

Those are not only Ramtha's words, as reproduced on the back cover of the book, but that's Ramtha's picture, as well (the one with the hat). Sure, it looks like Shirley Maclaine's guru, J.Z. Knight, but as she's smoking a pipe (like a man), we know this is actually Ramtha, the 35,000 year old Lemurian warrior. OK, so it's a little complicated, but that's only because you're spiritually clueless. There's hope, though. Buy the book and get a bit closer to The Teachings! And there's still time -- if you hurry -- to sign up for Ramtha's Summer of Wealth (clicking highly recommended).

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